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Post by taersx on Apr 11, 2005 19:55:03 GMT -5
Welcome to the Questions for Tux column! Post all your questions for our cute little penguin here! Here was our first question: Dear Tux, Do you eat fish? I heard that penguins love to eat fish. Where do you live? Do you live in a zoo? Did you invent Linux? Hydra Dear Hydra, Yes I do eat fish. My favorite kind is bass, and boy do I love it with some seaweed for seasoning! I most certainly do not live in a zoo! I'm afraid that I cannot tell you where I live, because then nobody would leave me in peace. Of course I invented Linux! What, do you think somebody like Bill Gates would invent such a fine system? With love, Tux
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Post by hydraboxdog on Apr 12, 2005 19:31:48 GMT -5
Dear Tux,
Do you ever play Lemmings? Or do you just play the penguin clone of it? Are you a master at programming?
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Post by taersx on Apr 13, 2005 12:06:18 GMT -5
Dear Hydra,
Oh I just love Lemmings! No, I do not shame my name by playing that cheap penguin copy! Who dares to shame me by programming such a buggy clone? Why, I'll show them! I'll program a real penguin version, that's not bugged! Well, based on the quality of Linux, I think you should decide whether or not I'm a master programmer.
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Post by remline on May 4, 2005 16:59:56 GMT -5
Dear Tux,
What address may I right to for a plushy toy of you?
Sincerely, Jake
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Post by taersx on May 4, 2005 17:17:27 GMT -5
Dear Jake, There is no address for you to "write to", but if you donate $100.00, my company will send you a 6" plushie me. Just go to www.linux.org/about/donate.html for more information! The penguin professional, Tux
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Post by hydraboxdog on Jun 23, 2005 21:47:16 GMT -5
Dear Tux,
Do you have any fellow penguin friends? Did you come from Antarctica?
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Post by taersx on Jun 24, 2005 15:49:52 GMT -5
Dear Hydra,
I am sorry to say that I do not have any penguin friends, because the only other penguins around here live at the zoo. The rest are in their natural habitat. Yes, I am from Antarctica, where my parents and brothers and sisters live.
Love, Tux
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Post by Vanessa on Jun 25, 2005 15:37:13 GMT -5
Dear Tux, Are you a master genuis planning to take over the world??? Are you evil??? Vanessa
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Post by taersx on Jun 27, 2005 12:30:44 GMT -5
Dear Vanessa, Are you a master at programming? Well, based on the quality of Linux, I think you should decide whether or not I'm a master programmer. I say the same. You should judge by Linux whether or not I'm a master genius. Take over the world?! Why on earth should I want to do that? I'm rich and powerful enough as it is. Am I evil? Why on earth should I tell you? Supposing I were, I sure wouldn't want to let the secret out! With love, Tuxy
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Post by hydraboxdog on Jun 29, 2005 11:04:58 GMT -5
Dear Tux,
Do you keep lil plushies of yourself and hug them? How could you resist hugging something so cute!
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Post by taersx on Jun 29, 2005 12:25:48 GMT -5
Dear Hydra,
I do keep plushies of myself, but I don't hug them. I know I'm cute, but it would just be strange. How would you feel hugging a plushie of YOURself?
Tux
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Post by Vanessa on Jun 29, 2005 17:26:01 GMT -5
Dear Tux, Do you have a girlfriend where you live? Is she a penguin? Vanessa
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Post by taersx on Jun 29, 2005 18:40:51 GMT -5
Dear Vanessa, Well uh, you see, well, errr... That's kindof a personal matter, don't you think?
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Post by hydraboxdog on Jun 29, 2005 22:54:02 GMT -5
Dear Tux,
If someone gave you a billion dollars, what would you do with it?
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Post by taersx on Jun 30, 2005 9:06:03 GMT -5
Dear Hydra,
Give it to the poor or something. I'm already a billionaire.
Love, Tux
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